Did you hear the one about...

...the Washington D.C. judge who is suing his drycleaner for $67 million for losing a prized pair of pants? Apparently he'd hoped to wear them his first day on the bench. Miss that gem? Click HERE, read, and scratch your head. At least that what I did. (That isn't a picture of the pants by the way - those are 'cranky pants' which is what this guy should probably be wearing.)